Still awake, can't sleep, looking at free stuff on craigslist:
FREE Solid Wood Heavy Door, 36” x 80” x 1.5” (Mapunapuna)
"Some very slight water damage at bottom and slight dead termites. Get it in Mapunapuna at 680 Kakoi Street, Door H at end of parking lot by concrete wall and dumpsters. Number there is . FREE"
This is what I see:"Help me, please come and carve me out of this square shape, please ride me at kammies on a big day, I'm heavy so I won't spin out, please brian, I'm begging you--take a chance on me"
I dunno, what to do...