Lēʻahi
"What the heck is that thing some kind of paipo board?"
"Uh, well, no it's called an alaia...
"You mean you stand on it?..."
"uhh, yeah...you live in honolulu and you haven't heard of an alaia???..."
"No leash huh...looks kind of dangerous...I'll have to make sure not to be on the inside when you lose it..."
"Yeah, ah well ok I'll try not to..."
I lost it on my first wave.